Sandra, 95 - 15 июля 2008 21:49

* Behind every successful man, there is a great woman and behind every great woman, there is a smart guy staring at her butt.

* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

* Chess players mate better.

* Excuses are like asses: everyone has em and they all stink.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts.

* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

* Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together.

* The difference between a husband and a lover is thedifference between day and night.

* I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

* It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.

* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

* Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

* Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.

* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind.

* Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home
early kill people.

* Gettin' married is like getting into a bath tub.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

* Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with
the enemy!

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